January 2012
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Rice, broccoli, and new year cheers
Decided to stay home instead of going to a show. Currently eating leftovers and channel surfing. To everybody out this evening, have lots of fun but more importantly, please be safe. I’ll catch you beautiful fuckers in the new year.
Shana :)
P.S.
If y’all can just pray that I don’t fall asleep before the ball drops, like I’ve done for the past four freaking years, I...
December 2011
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“Tomorrow is drunk night.”
– Co-worker, just a moment ago. I think that that is the best thing I’ve heard all day.
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I've figured it out!!!!
Where my main problems in improv class lies, of course. I over think, and, now here’s the big one, I’m afraid of what people might think of me. This coming from someone who’s posted pictures of herself with god-awful face masks on, someone who’s posted a picture of herself grabbing her titties for freaking laughs, someone who has twitter persona which her own close friends...
“Can any man be courageous who has the fear of death in him?”
– The Republic by Plato
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I've been up since 4 a.m. if that's any excuse
Sometimes when all is quiet in the confines of space and time, and I’m all alone with my thoughts I wonder if I could actually stick a flute up my pussy.
I really fucking love potatoes.
saralaughs:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
Oh yes! Po tay toe!
I approve of this message.
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I don’t have class this week and I literally don’t know what to do with myself besides stay at home and make myself crazy and sad and terrified with thoughts of extreme failure. I guess I could pay this doctor bill and wash my hair but I’m so good at making myself feel like shit. Today is making me realize how much I like improv class. Now if only I can make myself stop feeling...
Wow
I just found out that a friend of mine is pregnant. Mind you, I’ve known plenty of people who were pregnant so this isn’t foreign to me but this is the first time, outside of family, I’m really close to someone who’s pregnant. I must say that I’m in shock; and that makes me feel bad because I’m not the one who’s pregnant. I just keep saying to myself...
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This shit doesn't even phase me anymore
Whenever one of my co-workers says “my belly’s cutting me” I know she’s about to go take a dump. I think this best sums up office life.
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I don't need a title for this
Sometimes I wish that I had a strong religious faith, but I do not. I’ve never had. Sometimes I wonder if there is someone watching over me and everybody on Earth, a higher being if you will, but it seems so grand, so beyond my capacity of intense thought, that I turn on the t.v. or start reading a book. I guess it’s true what they say, ignorance is bliss.
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Reality (bites)
When I was in college with no job, my mom paying off my loans (please understand, I mostly gotten scholarships and the little bit that was left my mother paid while I help out as much as I could), and me having to pay for cigarettes with a check, credit card companies, it seemed, couldn’t get enough of me.
Why is it now that I have a job, my student loans paid off, a good credit card...
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I just had the best veggie fajita and red roasted...
Now watch me not shit for a week.
Holiday cheers and blood
Where should I begin? Merry Christmas everyone!!!! I do hope that you all are enjoying this day with loved ones. I wish to thank people here for sending me a holiday cards, but more importantly I am thankful to be part of such a wonderful community. I’m very thankful for the life, family and friends that I have. I hope, if you’re religious, that the Lord blesses you and your...
Can you believe that this is considered...
What time is it? I tend to lose track of time, from time to time. I applaud people who have to be up at 3-4 a.m. every morning. I’m jealous of people who have weekends off from work. Guess where I am right now? I could have sworn that I posted a picture of myself yesterday but I was so dog tired that I went to sleep around 9 p.m. I never go to sleep that early. Oh my God it’s only 7:55...
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If by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and...
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If
When I was in the 7th grade, or was it the 6th, I can’t quite remember, for English class we all had to recite the the poem, If, by Rudyard Kipling as an assignment. I was the only one who remember the poem by heart. I naturally assumed that that was the end of it. I was told that I had to recite the poem in front of the entire school for a assembly. I had no choice in the matter, my English...
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
I think I’m going to start making lists day to day to force myself on a schedule of sorts, to keep me organized and get things done. Case in point: I made a list last night for things for me to do today and I got them all done. Granted; there were only three things on said list but they’re done and I don’t have to deal with it tomorrow.
Look at me being productive n’...
Too early in the morning for this
Co-worker: Hey, did anything go up with [redacted] yesterday?
Me: I don't know. I wasn't here yesterday.
Co-worker: ...
Me: I wasn't here yesterday.
Co-worker: Really?! I could've sworn I talked to you yesterday.
Me: No. Maybe it was [redacted]?
Co-worker: Yeah, maybe. Are you sure you weren't here yesterday.
Me: -_-
Ugly
I can be whiny, selfish, spitful, an asshole, and I can hate someone until it utterly consumes me so yes, in many respects I am a ugly person. And I hate myself for it. But I can and do love with an intensity that utterly consumes me as well so maybe there’s hope for me yet.
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I woke up with this need to write something, which is weird because I never really consider myself a writer. I mean honestly, at the end of the day it’s just words on a piece of paper, or computer screen, and yet I read and buy books with a weird sense of urgency; as if they’ll all go away tomorrow. Weird. I’m sending off the rest of my holiday cards today. It’s weird that...
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This last half of the year I’ve gotten headaches almost two times a day and I’ve been popping excredin like it’s candy. I understand that everyone is prone to headaches from time to time but I’m starting to think that this isn’t normal. I hate the thought of being dependent on medicine but it’s come to the point where I have to have excredin everywhere I go. I...
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judyschu:
:-|
my permanent emoticon for work.
Ditto.
Can you tell that I'm not a morning person?
HEY EVERYBODY I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4 A.M. AND I WENT TO BED LITTLE AFTER 12:30 A.M. AND I’M WRITING THIS IN CAPS LOCK IN THE VAIN AND STUPID HOPES THAT THIS WILL KEEP ME AWAKE BUT I FEAR THAT I WILL CRASH BEFORE 11 A.M. AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH I’M NOT A MORNING PERSON OH WELL, HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE’S MORNING GOING?
Where's my award
Instead of having cookies and milk for a snack I’m having cut up strawberries and grapes. Sooooo, no award? What’s the point of being healthy if I get awards from time to time? What a rip off.
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Some truths and a bad poem
There’s something about seeing snow scattered along a desolate road that makes me overcome with sadness.
(Wow, that sounded like a bad poem, didn’t it?)
I’ll be sending off the holiday cards this week.
I’m just now realizing that a co-worker of mine has some really nasty tendencies about her. I’m not a saint mind you, but I believe in treating people with...
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Breathe Shana, breathe
Ten minutes into work and already one of the women in the office has me riled up and pissed off at her.
“If a man has committed wrong in life, I don’t know any moralist more anxious to...”
– Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
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Is there anything better than period boobs?
No!! Period (hahaha). End of discussion.