Like. You Know. Whatever.

I sure know how to attract men

• Me: You want to hear something interesting?
• Male co-worker: Sure.
• Me: I've been dealing with the burrito shits for the past two da-
• Male co-worker: WHOA WHOA, I DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!!!!
• Me (sick, stupid, little smile on my face): Walks away.